Plonk Golf Launches Underground Labyrinth in Borough Market

Plonk, one of the original demi-gods of crazy golf in London, are launching a new flagship site in Borough Market. Tucked in a courtyard, next to the steps down from London Bridge Station, the new site will host a 9-hole ‘absurdities-themed’ course with wacky models of famous monuments and sites from around our great capital, plus a cocktail bar and a games arcade.

Putters cross over an opening Tower Bridge, loop the loop around the Millennium Wheel, jump into the Tower of London, fire the cannons of the Belfast, sink the ball past an eel into a pot of mushy peas, swoop past a big wave and around the Thames Barrier, hit the ball up a red phone box and aim up the apples and pears to hit a Borough Market finisher.

Tower Bridge, an eel and pot of mushy peas at Plonk Crazy Golf Borough Market London

The floor-to-ceiling murals have been designed by the ‘Ghost Writer’ graffiti collective,  the most famous of whom is Tizer, whose work covers Dalston, Brick Lane and Stockwell. The collective completely covered the space, walls and floor, in a festival of street art which covers every colour of the rainbow and every character you can expect on a trip around town.

The Games Arcade is a celebration of all things retro, with a 360′ mural done by Ed Hicks of a retro sci-fi landscape, and is stocked with pinball machines, retro arcade games, car racers, boat racers, shooters, air hockey and board games.

The bar will be serving up our house cocktails, bottled craft beers, wines and plenty of soft drinks for the day-time family crowd as well.

Plonk Crazy Golf was founded by a troop of set designers from the film industry who banded together for a common cause to use their skills to create the greatest Crazy Golf courses imaginable and plonking them down around the Capital. Now they run numerous sites and multiple pop-ups with games, golf, food and drink with a simple mission in mind, creative affordable entertainment. Off-peak prices from £9.90 per person plus you can pre-order a bucket of beers or a tray of shots with your ticket purchase for a special discounted price.

Borough Market


Timings: Weds to Sat: 12pm – 10pm
Sun: 12pm – 7pm

Please note that due to licencing restrictions, the bar will close at 8pm. The golf course will remain open until 10pm.

Address: Arches B, C, D & E Montague Close, off Green Dragon Court, London SE1 9DA

Where to find Plonk in Borough Market